Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Opposites

Do you ever wonder what the opposite of a terrorist is?

I'd guess the opposite of a terrorist is a comfortist.

Maybe that's the key to winning the Global War on Terror (are we still using that term?). We could develop and deploy a Comfortist Brigade, running around the world bringing people comfy chairs, Mac & Cheese and soft, warm towels. 

4 comments:

Kimmer said...

:)

Phil said...

Dan, to answer your question on "GWOT" ... no.

check out:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/01/AR2009020100300.html

Passante said...

Thank goodness. I always felt the descriptor was inflammatory, and I expunged it from you-know-what magazine whenever I possibly could.

Ethan said...

I never understood why peace keepers carry guns and not flowers.