I recently came across a particularly cool form of business cards: Meat Cards.
Yes, that's a business card, printed on a piece of beef jerky. And when I say "printed," I mean engraved with a laser.
As the MeatCards.com website explains:
THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.
MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.
I so totally want to order some.