Monday, May 11, 2009

What's Next?

Let's see, in recent months we've seen the auto industry collapse, the financial system collapse, we're still in the middle of two wars. As if that wasn't enough, we've had pirate attacks for the first time in a couple hundred years. Then we had the threat of a pandemic flu.

What's next? My prediction: in the next few months, the entire state of California will get rocked by a huge earthquake and fall into the Pacific. 

Then, space aliens will attack.

Just watch. It's gonna happen.

6 comments:

Mark said...

You forgot to mention that Conficker has created a massive zombie computer army that is just a few clicks away from becoming self-aware and renaming itself Skynet...

The Dan Ward said...

Right! How did I overlook the self-aware AI?

Or maybe I didn't overlook it... maybe I mentioned that in the original posting, and Skynet deleted it before you read it.

Quick, someone call Summer Glau!

Mark said...

If you need any more proof, just see your own previous posting.

A computer terminal asked you to touch it.

'nuff said

pete said...

As someone who lives 2 miles from the surf in L.A., I resent you making light of my imminent death.

The Dan Ward said...

Hey, enjoy it while it lasts, my friend. And maybe stock up on those inflatable waterwings or inner tubes or something.

Steve Behm said...

Yeah, dude, not cool on the earthquake comment. What did we do to make you mad? You don't see us predicting a widespread plague of poisoned fire-eating sticks, do you?