Friday, March 13, 2009

Answers To Famous Questions

After extensive research, I am pretty sure of the following:

Schrodinger's cat is dead.
The irresistable force wins.
Yes, it makes a noise even if nobody is there to hear it.
The egg did.

Any other questions?


Deb said...

How do you know it wasn't the chicken???

The Dan Ward said...


That's actually the only one I'm really sure about!

As far as I can tell, an egg is really just a young chicken. So the old "which came first" question is basically just asking "Which came first, the one month old or the two month old?" I'm inclined to say that one comes before two.