I was listening to Pandora and an ad caught my eye - an ad for a book titled Mommy, Why Is There A Server In The House? (subtitled Helping your child understand the stay-at-home server).
FUNNIEST. BOOK. EVER.
I realize it's part of an advertisement for computer servers you can put in your house, but really, it's hilarious. Go read it. You won't regret the 2 minutes it takes.
You can actually buy the book for $6 at Amazon, or just read it online. And you know what? It makes me want to buy a server!